Ever seen a rock concert at Casino Rama?
Either that place is really tame or I’m getting old to the point where the bands I like are only performing venues where the fans can’t/don’t move anymore.
Don’t get me wrong, Weezer totally killed it last night. They were really tight and the hits kept on coming and coming, I didn’t want it to end. What I did want to do, was stand-up and rock out. But, given the nature of the venue, apparently the only people who stand up are the few people on the ground level that charge to the stage within the first few seconds of play. The rest of the audience sit back, bob, and that’s about it. A few people sing. A few drunk people try to impress their significant others by dancing terribly, but everybody else is all about the bob.
It reminded me of Bluesfest in Ottawa. No offence, Ottawa. But when people get pissed off at you because you’re standing in front of their lawn chair, 15 rows into the crowd of a fargin’ rock concert, it’s time to take the earplugs out and listen up.
Rock isn’t supposed to be comfortable. It’s supposed to make you stand up, dance, punch the sky and air-drum until your arms go numb. I don’t want to sit down at a rock concert. I want to charge the stage and shout my head off along with drunken fools and people who’ve kept cocaine in necklaces to avoid being caught by security on the way in. I want to flank the crowd and sneak my way to the front, like I’ve been doing for years. I want that slight, tiny, minuscule chance that the people performing on stage will reach out and give me a high five, or at least, make eye contact and, if only for a second, acknowledge my existence.
Or, if I get tickets in the stands, I at LEAST want to stand up and sing along to the hits, without worrying the people behind me sitting down’a experience will be compromised due to my, God forbid, desire to have some fun. For Pete’s sake world, get off your asses! It’s a rock show.
You sit on your ass all day long at work (well I do, anyway.) How does something like this not make you want to stand up and just have the time of your fucking life?