I was going to write this big pre-Ottawa-bound emotional entry about what I feel going back “home” to where a significant part of my “becoming an adult” happened. But I think what it really boils down to is this:

Fuck you Owen Pallett. I know you’re talented, but that’s not what this is about.  So go suck an egg, dick.

PS. What are you laughing at, Kevin Barnes, you prick?!