It is actually Clown College.

What an honour!  I finally received my clown nose.  May it be henceforth officially known that I attend clown college. We’ve actually begun practicing “clowning” in my physical comedy class.  For those of you who knew me when I was younger, you’ll know that this is, indeed, absolutely the best way to face one’s fears.  I hate clowns.  They frightened me as a child.  And soon, I WILL BE THE ONE TO FRIGHTEN THE CHILDREN!  Moohoohahahahahahaha!

But I digress…

You might also note the pencil sticking out of my glasses in this shot.  The pencil is another honorific gift meant to get us out of many sticky stand-up situations. I’d tell you more about it, but it’s top-secret.

All in all, an excellent and productive week!  If anyone is in town and would like to check out the fruits of my labours, I’ll be performing an improv set and a sketch on Monday at Comedy Bar at 7:30 & I’ll be doing some new stand-up material at Sirens on Wednesday at 8:30.

Once again, don’t forget to check out my group’s Archival Sketch Show on YouTube!