Back to Toronto and back to Sirens – the most easygoing, welcoming and awesome room in town… and I’m not just saying that because I’m slightly tipsy and I want the Vests to keep putting me on their Best Of shows…
For those of you who know me well, I told my bike accident story today and it was well-received. Well, as well-received as such a story COULD be received. It was met with quite a few “Ewwwwwwws” and “Ahhhhhhhhhs,” which, I suppose, is what I should have expected. For those of you who don’t know the story, I’d go into detail and explain it to you, but instead, I’m going to make you wait a few years until I show up to do a set in your hometown and you, your friends and family will have to pay me to tell it to you. Moohoohahahaha. (Comedy incites evil laughter, apparently.)
Or, you can come see me tell bits of it tomorrow at the Best of Sirens show at the Blue Lagoon. That’s another option. Another free option.
OK everyone. I’m rolling up the rim right now… right now… will I win something… will I??? Will I??? Please Play Again?! Fuck.
That was Rrroll Up the Rim, in Rrreal time. How’d’ya like that?
I’m going to bed.